(Preorder) Love is for the Birds Novella Signed Book

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A viral disaster. An impossible age gap. A parrot with a potty mouth. What could possibly go wrong?

Valerie Nichols didn’t attend four years of nursing school to work at a sperm bank, but life after divorce requires practical choices. What it doesn’t require is accidentally walking in on the most gorgeous man she’s ever seen—at the worst possible moment. When patient #143208 storms out in humiliation, Valerie assumes that’s the end of their mortifying meet-cute.

She’s wrong.

Wyatt Nolan can’t stop thinking about the sarcastic nurse who recommended a chiropractor for his anatomy. When fate throws them together at a speed dating event, he’s determined not to let her slip away again. There’s just one problem—she’s fourteen years older than him. And his father happens to be the Governor of Washington.

Before Valerie can say “age-appropriate relationship,” she’s viral again—this time for all the wrong reasons. Her newly adopted African Grey parrot, Horatio, crashes the Governor’s re-election rally with an X-rated vocabulary that makes headlines around the world. Now the internet has opinions about her age, her bird, and her relationship with America’s most eligible bachelor.

But Wyatt isn’t backing down. Not for his father’s campaign, not for social media trolls, and definitely not because of one foul-mouthed feathered troublemaker. He’s falling for Valerie—hard, fast, and completely out of control. And he’ll do whatever it takes to prove that their love story isn’t a mistake.

It’s the best kind of chaos.